1. The granddaughter had to sing to him every night to sing before he would sleep. That night the granddaughter cried to hear the song. I really ca n’t help but I just said, "What song do you want to listen to? I sing for you!" The granddaughter crooked her head and thought, "I want to listen to" Two Butterflies "!" He sang a moment, then sang: "Two butterflies, two butterflies, run fast, run fast ..."
2. Customer: "How much is tofu?" Boss: "Two pieces." Customer: "Two pieces?" Boss: "One piece." Customer: "One piece and two pieces?" Boss: "Two pieces." Customer: "Is it two pieces, or two pieces?" Boss: "It's two pieces." Customer: "That's 50 cents a piece!" Boss: "I won't sell you anymore! Give me a whole mask."
3. On the first day, he sent his son to kindergarten. The son cried all morning and kept crying for his mother. I said to my son, "Mom will pick you up in the afternoon. You have to be obedient!" After that, I gave my son to the kindergarten aunt and went away. I also cried on the way to work, there is no way, this is the process that children must go through to grow up. In the afternoon, I walked two hours early to pick up my son in the kindergarten, but I saw that the son was holding a little girl's hand, and told the aunt in the kindergarten that she didn't know me, and said nothing to go with me ...
4. At the kebab stall on the side of the road, a friend suddenly asked me if I had a cold. I was surprised: "How do you know? Is my voice a bit dumb?" A friend said, "No, I think you only smoke one nostril when you smoke ..."
5. Before I was in a small company, there were only 15 people.
But the atmosphere is very harmonious, the boss and the staff are like friends, often K song to eat or something.
One day, because the company's funds could not be turned over, the boss painfully told everyone that he was going to break up.
The girl at the front desk was unhappy, saying that this was the happiest place to stay.
Then she called her dad and bought the company.
6. The teacher is furious: who told you that the guarding the rabbit and the rabbit guarded the old sow and gave birth to the little rabbit?
Xiaoming: My father! He said that my mother was a pig. I was born in the year of the rabbit. At that time, he sent his mother to the delivery room, and he was "watching pigs and rabbits" outside!
7. A classmate in the class didn't like to study. One day, the classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, I'm very nervous every time I take the exam. Everyone tells me that when it's all right, treat it like you do your homework. Yes, isn't this right? "Teacher:" That's why you cheated? "
8. The head teacher of the junior high school manages early love, and does not criticize or talk, or invites the parents to hiccup, so they sit at the same table and tell them that they will sit until graduation. At the beginning, of course, I was very happy to die, and I was sticky all day long, but I was so long after seeing the hearts of the United States and Japan that I could n’t carry it in less than half a year. In the end, I cried and begged to adjust, and the class teacher looked indifferent. "You carry me to graduation" ...